Dr, my hip/leg hurts.

Yeah?

Honest.

Does it hurt when I poke here?

No

Here?

No.

Move your leg this way. That hurt?

No.

This way?

Fuck yes.

That way?

A little bit.

We need x-rays. (Fills out sheet of paper.)

Okay. (Reads sheet of paper with addresses of places to get x-rayed)

Pay co-pay. Pay parking fees. Drive 8 blocks. Park.

I need …