I just got this in the mail:

Congratulations to Beth Wilson of Austin. Beth is this month’s winner in the KVUE Precision Camera & Video Weather Snapshot Contest. She has won a $100 gift certificate from Precision Camera & Video which can be picked up or redeemed at Precision Camera &

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There’s an ant in my monitor. I keep seeing him running around on the screen, but when I try to mush him, I just feel screen. He definitely doesn’t like it when I push on the screen – so he must be inside. It’s driving me batty!

This is what happens when you and your friends have a wee bit too much time on your hands.

Okay, so maybe not. But those parade balloons were cooler back in the day then they are now.

Some things I remember/learned/was reminded of during the course of the week:

You can watch fake boobies fall to the pavement when you are in Greenwich Village. You can then watch the man who lost them bend over, pick them up and …

Dr, my hip/leg hurts.

Yeah?

Honest.

Does it hurt when I poke here?

No

Here?

No.

Move your leg this way. That hurt?

No.

This way?

Fuck yes.

That way?

A little bit.

We need x-rays. (Fills out sheet of paper.)

Okay. (Reads sheet of paper with addresses of places to get x-rayed)

Pay co-pay. Pay parking fees. Drive 8 blocks. Park.

I need …

I was walking out of the house to go over to my mom’s to borrow a trash can (my yard is littered with limbs thanks to all the recent storms). As I reach the end of the driveway, I see this huge and lovely butterfly in my lantana bush. Forget …

Thanks to a helpful article in Veerle’s blog, I now have a spiffy little collection of Flickr thumbnails in my sidebar. Although, I doubt the author would appreciate the way I nest block level and non-block level items…