Best laugh I had today:
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party’s stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects
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I just have one question for 51% of my fellow Americans: What the hell were you thinking?
Go vote! (I voted last Friday – neener, neener, neener!)
Next weekend, I’ll be walking in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure for Breast Cancer. I’m $80 short of my pledge goal…don’t you want to help?
My words of wisdom for the day:
If you have a kitten with sharp claws who is very upset and agitated because a vacuum cleaner has been running for awhile, don’t try to pick him up. Seriously.
